Spencer + Heidi = One Overly Hyped Wedding!
Well, it’s finally official. After three grueling years of having to suffer through one of Hollywood’s most unorthodox courtships; pimping themselves out to various media outlets for supposed exclusives, “paparazzi blunders” and various other oddities, the “wanna-be” Barbie Doll named Heidi Montag has become the latest blushing bride of Beverly Hills, having married long-time fiancé’ Spencer Pratt.
The young couple, co-stars on the popular show The Hills, exchanged vows this weekend at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California. Besides family and childhood friends, many of the two’s co-stars were in attendance. The short list of beautiful L.A. younglings included Audrina Patridge, Justin-Bobby, Lo Bosworth as well as Brody Jenner, Kristin Cavallari, and Frankie Delgado.
The bride wore in excess of one million dollars worth of jewelry (borrowed, of course) designed by Neil Lane, which included an elegant pear shaped diamond pendant strung from multiple diamond bejeweled chains. Other pieces on display were custom diamond earrings and diamond encrusted hairpins, all worn by the bride. This of course was to accent the 2 carat baguette cut engagement ring consisting of two smaller side-set princess cut diamonds. Not to be outdone, the supposedly heterosexual groom sported rather large diamond cufflinks clearly seen in contrast to his black tuxedo. The wedding bands themselves were ‘simple’ matching platinum bands. Arriving to the ceremony in a classic Rolls Royce Phantom, the couple made certain no expense was spared to ensure that the wedding photos would fetch the highest price. Even a bi-plane pulled a banner professing the groom’s love was employed in the ceremony, flying repeatedly over the location. The previously mentioned wedding photos should be appearing on newsstands, television, the Internet and possibly even direct mailings shortly.
The bride wore in excess of one million dollars worth of jewelry (borrowed, of course) designed by Neil Lane, which included an elegant pear shaped diamond pendant strung from multiple diamond bejeweled chains. Other pieces on display were custom diamond earrings and diamond encrusted hairpins, all worn by the bride. This of course was to accent the 2 carat baguette cut engagement ring consisting of two smaller side-set princess cut diamonds. Not to be outdone, the supposedly heterosexual groom sported rather large diamond cufflinks clearly seen in contrast to his black tuxedo. The wedding bands themselves were ‘simple’ matching platinum bands. Arriving to the ceremony in a classic Rolls Royce Phantom, the couple made certain no expense was spared to ensure that the wedding photos would fetch the highest price. Even a bi-plane pulled a banner professing the groom’s love was employed in the ceremony, flying repeatedly over the location. The previously mentioned wedding photos should be appearing on newsstands, television, the Internet and possibly even direct mailings shortly.
The reception was simple and elegant, with the couple having invited a mere forty guests on top of the assorted network’s cameras crews, photogs and MTV News crew invited to cover the ‘event’.
This was the second attempt the couple has made to tie the knot, the first wedding having been postponed due to “security concerns”. According to some sources, the couple received a hot tip from the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security that foreign terrorists had not yet threatened an attack in an effort to disrupt their big day, and thus they made sure to get the word out to their publicists so as to be absolutely certain the whole world knew of their impending wedding, even those who may be moving from cave to cave in their efforts to avoid Allied bombing strikes!
Still, congratulations are in order none-the-less (kudos kiddies), and here at weddingrings.net we truly do wish the young couple the best of wishes. Maybe now they will stop clogging up our E-TV!
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